UPDATE: This may be a HOAX.
This guy is in so much trouble. A dude dressed as a pointy-hatted lawn gnome is terrifying a town.
Dude! Do you know how long the stature-challenged persons community has been fighting for respectability? They’ve been struggling against the whole culture of little people being leprechauns and elves for centuries, and then you go and terrify everyone by doing a gnome impression. You’re driving back the cause of little people’s rights! You’re embarrassing…
I’m sorry, I can’t keep a straight face anymore. I tried. But this story is too dang funny.
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